Tuesday, March 4, 2008

a week with no beer

Today is a big day for American politics being that the internal battles of both parties will end once the final delegates are tailed in Texas and Ohio primaries.

The vote today is being labeled as the most decisive since Super Fat Tuesday back in early Feb.


As the last leg of a drawn out beat down campaigning event is a bout to end tonight, bars across the country getting ready to sud up both Republicans and Democrats.

Journalists are all ready beginning to relate the candidate of choice with the voter’s drink of choice, calling Obama supporters “wine drinkers” due to their education and/or affluence.

While Clinton supporters have been low-browed as “beer drinkers: working-class voters who make up the less educated, less affluent base of the party's support.”

Thanks Jonathan Mann; first for low-browning beer drinkers, and second for low-browning beer.

I don’t know what watered down Rust Belt suds you grew up on, or if it was the poor east coast weather left you so feebishly weak that you could not put this ambrosia to your lips.

But where do you get of man; in the words of Eli White, “WTF, mate.”

I know several handfuls of Obama fans that will be drinking beer while we are waiting for the results.

Don’t get me wrong here in Fort Collins we drink our wine, but wine is pricey and hard to satisfy all plates. While beer is the peoples drink.

Beer is what made helped our forefathers get the idea for this country and build up the balls to fight the red coats.

So let’s not label men and women as beer people or wine people because tonight at the bars it won’t matter. In the end we are Americans, mostly, and it’s in our rights as stated in the 21 amendment;

Section 1. The eighteenth article of amendment to the Constitution of the United States is hereby repealed.

Section 2. The transportation or importation into any State, Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or use there in of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby prohibited.

Section 3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by conventions in the several States, as provided in the Constitution, within seven years from the date of the submission hereof to the States by the Congress.



Just as we have the right to bear arms.

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