A recent article in the NY Times has raised a lot of huff-n-puff in the beer, blogging and beer-blogging world.

The article is about a Czech professor’s study that relates beer consumption with publication of findings. The relationship is inverse.
This is sad to know, I mean yeah you can guess that I would be true, a hung-over scientist is much more likely to facial himself with a toad while a sober on successfully milks the little critter. But what are the implications for everyone else?

To answer this I will make a little chart. We will assume that there are three beers being consumed and then we will analyze the effects that this consumption will have on the work ethic and quality.*


Begger
Con-gets angry at the world and possibly violent
Pro- plays a beach boys tape he has in his boom box and dances around
making people happy and loose with their change

Construction worker

Con- drops things from high places, demolishes the wrong building, falls and dies

Pro- gets the balls to work the high steel (guys on the far right) and keeps America moving forwards, the flowers of the adjacent buildings 8th floor get watered

Bus driver
Con- crashes the bus everybody dies

Pro- crashes the bus full of Nazi’s everybody dies

Teacher

Con- goes to jail

Pro- makes a great kindergarten teacher
small people and swings, Hell yes!

Cook
Con- Throws up in the food, drowns in the marinara

Pro- there’s nothing like a drunk cook who doesn’t drown in the marinara



I hope this gives a better rounded picture of what beer does to the average money making man and women in America. Till next time!!! Woo beer blog!!! Woo!!!

* This study has no scientific backing what so ever